elementarymydeer | (no subject)

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He's so tall.

And his hair is SO long.

Plus he has legs for days.

For DAYS.

It's really not fair.

I wanna be tall too.

Imagine being that tall.

Imagine if I was that tall! Imagine how high I could kick!

[Actually taking a moment to imagine him that tall]

...I don't think I like that thought.

Would it diminish my charms somehow...

If you became tall your charm would take a severe blow.

But I'd get other charms!

Such as?

Leggy.

...okay, that is a good charm point.

But I think I'm done growing, so...

Well, no matter your height, I think you'll make a great bodyguard.

Yeah! That's height-neutral!

And charm can exist at any height.

Exactly! So it'll be fine if I become six foot five.

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